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Beware, chili dogs and beer always wind up as air biscuits and gravy.
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When you blow a load on a pair of boobs- so they get covered in your warm, white, creamy gravy and you proceed to titty fuck the pair of boobs with your man sausage. So it looks like a fresh biscuits and gravy platter.
Man I got so faded last night. I think I asked the bartender if I could give her a fresh hot biscuits and gravy platter!
A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.
Jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.
When your life is a constant mess, but you have everything given to you anyway.....
Man, her life sure is a mess. But her man still buys her shit. I guess you could call it a " gravy train wreck".
That creamy man gravy that she loves. Gobble gobble.
My girl is hungry for some neck bone gravy tonight. I shall feed her well.
To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
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What you shout after you've been texting a boy pretending to be a girl, and he gets excited.
You:Hi i'm called Hannah.
James: I love you so much Hannah.
You: Beans and Gravy!
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