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1. Master P . A nickname meaning ghetto Bill Gates. He's a self-made multi-millionaire worth over $400 million dollars from underground rap with no mainstream exposure.
2. An album title by Master P dated October 18th 2005.
Turd: Did you cop that "Ghetto Bill" by "Ghetto Bill"?
Couch: Not yet, I just need a few more quarters to drop into me so I can buy it.
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This millennia's Perpetual Poster Boy for birth control, incest, congenital mental impairment, miscegnation, sexual debauchery, beastaltiy and animal cruelty.
Also: He is the Incredible Christ Appointed Doctor who was able to determine that Terri Schiavo was responding to visual stimuli simply by watching a video of her for a whole hour! When Miss Shiavo finally did pass-away, her autopsy revealed there was no way she could have been responding to visual stimuli. She was blind.
Be sure to read Bill Frist's self-published genealogy "Assholes beget assholes"...uh, I mean "Good people beget good people."
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An over-paid bulldogs player. He is entirely useless to the side and has become nothing more then a name related to a shoulder charge.
Salary cap is broken again... Damn you Sonny Bill!
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Was not the inventor or creator of windows. he actually tricked some other guy into selling DOS to him dirt cheap, and ended up making millions off of it.
MY name is Bill Gates, and I am not creative, neither is microsoft. We steal our ideas.
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Creator of the worst operating system know to mankind, Microsoft Windows. He is also responsible for being the head of the company with the worlds worst customer support. Other horrible products by his company consist of Zune, Windows Vista; XP; ME; 2000; and 95, etc. He gives money to charity to hide his true face as an evil man who forces the every company and person in America to use their products only due to the fact that he has overwhelming amounts of practically stolen money that allows him to advertise more than the actually stable operating systems.
bill gates is an asshole.
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Openings in fences (gates) where you go to settle debts (bills).
Mark: "Oh shit!!! I need to pay off my credit card debt, but all my money is in these damned Sacajawea coins!"
Tim: "Don't sweat it, man. Sacajaweas are as good as real money over there at the bill gates."
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The adorable cartoon character in Sainsburys TV ad for car insurance. Lil Bill is a walking, singing, smiling receipt with an immensely catchy theme tune!
Gabbi: Lil Bill is so cute!
Anne: I know!! I love him!
Gabbi: No i love him more!
*Continues until they both break into the Lil Bill song*:
Now i aint too big and i aint too small but for car insurance give Sainsburys a call. I could save you money, get your premiums down by as much as £180! Lil Bill, Lil Bill, Lil Bill, Lil Tiny Bill
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