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cabbage moth

noun. 1. a trades-person or consultant known to leave worksite equipment in a worse state than when they arrived, yet get paid for the privilege. So called because, "They go from plant to plant fuckin' em."

Builder: "Who's that in the hi-vis with the clipboard?"
Sparkie: "Some cabbage moth."
Plumber: "Aaah shit."

by Lemmingski September 7, 2021


The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...

alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*

by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010


Molecularly Challenged Cabbage

Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.

Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.

by Generic Villain October 23, 2023


Cabbage Stuck In Her Braces

Going to rob a bank

That chick totally has cabbage stuck in her braces

by Mavrick1200 August 30, 2011


feeding me cabbage

The act of perpetrating a con on someone. Blowing smoke up someone's ass.

Are you telling me the truth, or are you feeding me cabbage?

by valiant thor December 2, 2014


Snazzy Cabbage

a real good time

That time in Pensacola for WSMFP with Disco was straight Snazzy Cabbage.

by GOODPPL September 8, 2019


cabbaging

eating from the poop chute of a gonorreah ridden individual

ive been cabbaging this guy all night long, yummy

by brussel sprout lover August 20, 2024