noun. 1. a trades-person or consultant known to leave worksite equipment in a worse state than when they arrived, yet get paid for the privilege. So called because, "They go from plant to plant fuckin' em."
Builder: "Who's that in the hi-vis with the clipboard?"
Sparkie: "Some cabbage moth."
Plumber: "Aaah shit."
Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...
alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:
As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)
*DONE*
Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.
Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.
That chick totally has cabbage stuck in her braces
The act of perpetrating a con on someone. Blowing smoke up someone's ass.
Are you telling me the truth, or are you feeding me cabbage?
That time in Pensacola for WSMFP with Disco was straight Snazzy Cabbage.
eating from the poop chute of a gonorreah ridden individual
ive been cabbaging this guy all night long, yummy