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Someone who is attracted to drama.
Someone who lives such a shallow life they need to be where the drama is. Someone in their ‘close circle’ is always dying, injured, having significant issues, making headlines for committing horrendous crimes.
They post all about this drama on social media and so their life looks like a parade of disaster and despair making others feel sorry for them. The value they garner from living such a life is peoples sympathy, they are the perpetual victim.
Did you see feel-sorry-for-me- fran’s post today? Her sister’s best friends brother’s baby died. She is such an ambulance chaser! Always has to be where the drama is? Didn’t her other best friends son die in an accident last week?
Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.
Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??
Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
Those that seek people in adverse situations and claim to help them, when they are actually looking for chances to rob them.
The ambulance chasers created a large donation drive for the house fire victims, and they received far more items than the fire victims could use.
Police officers/Sheriff deputies that are attracted to nurses.
"You will be in contact with ER nurses from time to time, do not become a scrub chaser."
Police officers/Sheriff deputies that have attraction to nurses.
You will see a lot of ER Nurses, do not become a scrub chaser.
A Girl (or guy) that chases a man desperately and wants to do him so badly
May I have your attention please, will all dingiling chasers please report to the dance floor
The phrase BedBug Chaser was trademarked in Oct of 2010 to describe a person or company whose sole mission is to control the bed bug epidemic without further polluting the environment or endangering humanity by providing Safe, Green, Chemical Free, convective electric heat to eradicate bed bugs
"How do I get rid of bed bugs, call a bedbug chaser", "I came home to find a bed bug in bed with my wife so I called the bedbug chaser to get rid of him",