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A female co-worker whose approval or authorization is necessary to complete any task because you work on the same "team."
Hey Ralph, can we send this letter out?
Let me check with Elaine first.
Who's Elaine?
She's my day wife.
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a happy or pretty decent day you agree to it by saying the following: bully, bully day, quite a bully day, bully bully, ect.
peter: are you having a bully day...? english man 1: bully english man 2: bully day
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The first day of the year in which the weather is nice enough for girls to wear shorts/skirts and show some skin; particularly celebrated on a college campus.
Meghan's cleavage had been hibernating for the winter. It was not until Boner Day that I got to see her voluminous rack.
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The worst day of the week. Sucks because you would rather be hitting arms, or shoulders, or chest, or even back, but you are stuck working the part of your body that shows the least. Usually involves a large amount of walking around, stalling, and hype. If you skip leg day, you will be deemed a bitch and be called such from then on out. Best pump, but usually involves the most work
"Hey tom, you hittin leg day?"
"Fuck yea brah, I ain't a bitch, leg day every day!"
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The day before Valentine's Day, that guys use to spend time with the second (or third) most important women in their lives.
February 13th is the day that mistresses get to feel like wives and sideline hoes get to feel like star players.
It's especially sad when the girl doesn't know she's not the only girl her "boyfriend" is seeing.
Girl 1: He's taking you out the day before Valentine's Day?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has to work late on Valentine's Day.
Girl 1: I'm pretty sure he's going to be with his actual girlfriend. That's why he's taking you out on Valenswine's Day.
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One of the best fucking bands to ever grace our earth!
If you are looking for a band with kickass, head bang worthy breakdowns.. THIS IS THE BAND FOR YOU!
Their lyrics actually mean something and they are fucking sick live! I suggest you buy tickets when they're in your area!
a day to remember's amazing lyrics before a breakdown include;
THIS IS A BATTLEGROUND
BRING THE NOISE
MOVE!
GET LOW!
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