Grape Boy, also known as Uncle Grape, is the weirdest kid you'll ever meet. Albeit very intelligent, he struggles to form sentences when slightly uncomfortable.
Uncky Grape is a very loyal friend, but he will likely leave you at a bar without telling you he left. While wouldn't hurt a fly, he's extremely dangerous behind a keyboard. He has the memory of an elephant, often bringing up inside jokes he has with himself.
That grape boy is a god damn freak
Gape Grapes are hemorrhoids that fall out of someones gaping butthole when they get penetrated hard enough
"I boned this chick in the a** last night and when I pulled out, gape grapes fell out. I didn't even know she had hemorrhoids."
Nicer way of saying choke and die.
Idiotic fool: is Germany in Africa?
Intellectual individual: Tf man go gobble on grapes.
Idiotic fool: *gasps*
Class: *gasps*
When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.
"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."
Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.
Proper merch bud had 10 jabbas of it was pure floating
Da grape ape kush had me in the clouds lad
A round and luciuos idiot whi tends to wear lots of purple and black.
"What the fuck is timothy doing"
"Being a lucious version of The Walking Grape!"
Grape Prancing: the act of stomping grapes to make wine like a tourist.
Someone who always wanted to stomp grapes for wine but doesn't want to get too dirty. So while the original grape smashers are stepping away like it's nothing, the tourist is kinda prancing around, giggling like a fool, and not really doing much work but taking up space.
Being a I love Lucy fan, Kim always wanted to go to a grape stomp but after less then a minute of Grape Prancing she was told to leave.