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1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.
2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.
*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*
1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...
2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.
A threesome involving a couple and an outside third party, in which the couple has intercourse and then one member of the couple has intercourse with the third party, leaving the other member uninvolved.
Often used as an excuse for a member of a couple to have intercourse with somebody who is not their significant other.
“My girlfriend keeps asking for a j-some with her friend, I’m starting to think she just wants to be with her instead.”
Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun
/täp/ /jā/
1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself
3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging
1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!
the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip
michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes
knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.
stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever
big fan of Peter Doherty and loves gin
I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking