The lord and savour of Greggs, Super popular with the ladies and has the drip
Person 1: “I went to greggs today”
Person 2: “No way you must have met Owen Jones”
They are just perfect for eachother they may live far away from each other but they are still trust worthy to eachother and they both may or may not have differences but they are still made for eachother they love eachother but. They might have some fights but they r only about who love them more it's adorable and if some being rude to the other person even if that person is in there family they will stick up for u
Chelsie and Owen are made for eachother
Someone who comes up with obscure and almost unbelievably bad luck at injuring his body right before he would be needed for recruit training. Also for someone who needs constant supervison from other adults that he is not being shady while in your hom.
If I see Sonoma owen young'in his chores again, he'll lost his video game. He can get it back by not owen young'in his stories so much when no one really cares. Look that young man just owen young'd us call the cops.
the guy who handles the fischer account
“Is that Paul Owen?”
“Yes, he handles the Fischer account.”
A Jewish person who is sexually attracted to horses. A penny is worth a million shekels to this person. Is dickless and will often repeat you like a parrot. If threaten will scream Hebrew at you and climb on walls like spider man still screaming. Will dive for a penny and usually has a salary of a penny a year.
2. Jewish person that dickless and is in love with horses
1.normal: why is Tannor Owens touching that horse.
Normal 2: because he likes it
2. *see’s tannor touch a horse* me: hey Tannor stop that
Tannor Owens:*screams Hebrew and starts running around* RE E E E E E E E E E E