Breath Rings

The rings (imagine waistlines) that form in a poo when it is so big and you have to push so hard that you need to take a breath.

Usually occurs when the poo is a nemesis or behemoth

My poo snapped in half right at one of the breath rings. I think it's now a brown trout.

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ring of fire

when a male wearing light colored boxers, or briefs, has sex with his penis protruding through the hole of his undergarments with a female who is currently menstruating. the result of such an act leaves a "ring of fire" around the opening of the underwear.

A.K.A. the June Carter Cash

June didn't tell Johnny that she was on her period, so he left with a healthy ring of fire.

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Anal ring

Officially known as an anal stretching ring. A device used for that purpose, to stretch - and keep it loose enough - one's anus in preparation for anal sex. Serves the same purpose as a anal/butt plug. Comes in various sizes and can be made from different materials.

The doctor used an anal ring to prep me for my enema. (read this in a book)

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Ring Rat

Woman who frequently dates MMA fighters

Just give up, she’s a ring rat. She prefers MMA fighters.

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Ring Damage

When your wife trie to give you a handjob but her diamond ring is turned around backward on her finger and it scratches your dick.

I was no longer in the mood for a handjob after my wife inflicted some serious ring damage to my dick. But I got over it and came on her hair for revenge.

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allami ullyode ring ring a ling

A line from I cant stop me
Yes, nayeon sings it.
STAN NAYEON
TWICE!
#twice #nayeon

Oh my god! Did you hear twice's new song? It goes...

" allami ullyode ring ring a ling."

And then she sings after it. I cant remember the next lines.

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Ring Stay

When your wedding ring is significant to the point you always keep it on.

For you my ring stay dope, fuck the crystal method