If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists

You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!

Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"

The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round

The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round is when a guy sits in the center of your local kindergarten playground's merry-go-round while one of each female race stands around the circle naked and bends over ass facing inwards. The merry-go-round is then spun, which gives the man in the center a 360 degree view of all the asses around the world.

"Dude, my girlfriend let me ride the multi-cultural merry-go-round last night and I've never been the same!"

Round Face

Racial slur used against people from Slovakia

Polack: Get yo round face outta here

Round faced Slovak: ATLEASFT K HAVE A SKIBIDI OHIO GUATT WITH KAI CENAT RIZZ IN MYANMAR

live round

Sperm, live sperm. Used when a very young or an old man can get a woman pregnant.

He had a kid when he was 70? The mad lad was still shooting live rounds.

Uber round

One more round of drinks at a bar/pub because you dont have to drive.

Hey Kevin, you don't need another drink, you can barely stand.

Kevin: "it's ok, I'm having my Uber round.
Friend: Party on then, Kevin

Round Tripped

v. To take a trading/brokerage account from nothing to a high amount of money before subsequently losing all of said money again.

Alex: Bro, Iran almost bombed Israel and giant institutional firms just unwound their carry trades on the Japanese yen. My account just went from $2K to $20K!!!

Fletch: Nice man! You going to cash it out??

Alex: Nah, the market's about to crash. I'm goin' for a mil.

(Market recovers, all short positions get fucked, Iran doesn't do jack shit, and account get's blown)

**Next Week**
Fletch: Sup dude? How you floatin'?

Alex: I'm not. Account just Round Tripped. Back to zero.

The Merry-Go-Round

A term used for sex. The sex partner, male or female, sits on top of the other partner's penis, or horse, and goes up and down on it.

Female: "I'm wanna ride The Merry-Go-Round. ;)"
Male: "Oh Yeah. Enjoy the ride!;)"