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An extremely shrivelled penis, usually the result of being in water for a long period of time.
Appearance resembles a shrimp.
Holy shit! I've got a shrimp on we've been in the pool for so long.
name you call your short girlfriend when you're drunk
She's normally 5'2 but when I take shots she becomes a lil shrimp
Biggy Norris' elite squad, with Sabre Norris as the manager. Biggy loves shrimp, but he has never had one, only a prawn. (SEEN IN NORRIS NUTS CHANNEL)
The Shrimp Squad left for Queensland yesterday
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odd people call crickets land shrimp
Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.
A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.
It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.