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Seattle, Washington - a city rumored to have limitless precipitation
The man had a few extra crates of umbrellas, so I told him to stick them where the sun don't shine.
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Talk to her please, Mr. Sun
Speak to her, Mr. Rainbow
And take her under your branches
Mr. Tree
Whisper to her, Mr. Wind
Sing to her, Mr. Robin
And Mrs. Moonlight
Put in a word for me
Tell her how I feel
It shouldn't end this way
And since you are all her friends
She'll listen to whatever you have to say
Babble to her, Mr. Brook
Kiss her for me, Miss Raindrop
And watch to see they all do
Please, Mr. Sun
Babble to her, Mr. Brook
Kiss her for me, Miss Raindrop
And watch to see they all do
Please Mr. Sun (please, Mr. Sun)
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A trailer park Capri Sun is when you stick straw in a used condom and drink it like a juice box.
At the Carolina cook out, Devante gave Bobbi Jo a Trailer Park Capri Sun.
Taking your shirt off the second you get within twenty feet of water, regardless of how sloppy looking you are. Dignity and self-respect are meaningless when practicing 'sun's out, tum's out'.
Dude 1: Jody can't go near a body of water while keeping his shirt on. Check him out over there in the kiddy pool splashing water on his gut.
Dude 2: Sun's out, tum's out bro. Stop shaming.
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A variant of shithead that has been in the sun for too long.
Man, Timmy is a real Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag, he took all of my donuts!
When 7-9 East African monkeys circle around you whilst you are chained to a log spinning over a bonfire, as they all do best mates from fortnite and slap your face with their balls one by one.
Guy #1: hey man, how was your night last night?
Guy #2: I got brutally temple of the sun god sacrificed unfortunately.
“Suns out, tits out” is when a girl posts her perfect tits on Instagram. Started by the sexy pic posted by ayesha.n28 on Instagram in which over a 100,000 (mostly male) followers saw her big round prefect tits
“Hey her tits are as perfect as the suns out, tits out girl!”