Swamp Creature

someone so ugly that you can barely look at them but a part of their body is somewhat attractive. Normally used in one night stands. Possibly has STD's but origin of said STD's is unknown as no one will own up to sleeping with it.

See also - Practice Girl

Bill- so did you get some action last night?
Jeff-yeah i was so horny i did it with a swamp creature! Im gonna drink till i cant remember it.

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drain the swamp

Going number three; Going number 1 out your number 2; having diarrhea; Trump's presidency.

Man, it really hurts to wipe. This is the sixth time in two hours I've had to drain the swamp.

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Swamp Donkey

An unusually fat, ugly, tasteless woman who would sleep with pathetic men.

Did you see that swamp donkey with low enough standards to sleep with attention whoring fat shitty musicians who make endless youtube videos of their crappy songs.

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Swamp Donkey

A girl that is so nasty and ugly that she looks like a donkey that just crawled out of a swamp

I gotta get to a new school. All these swamp donkeys got fattitude.

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Swamp Witch

A horrible, life sucking, death dealing whore, who takes pleasure in whoring it up almost every moment of every day.

Guy 1: Oh Shit!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 3: It's Swamp Witch, we better get the fuck outta here guys!

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swamp junk

The condensation that occurs when the swamp ass makes a magical journey over the fleshy fun bridge to the genital region

After i finished engaging in a marathon of a sexual encounter, i could feel the sweat from my swamp ass dribbling down my fleshy fun bridge and condesating into a severe case of swamp junk.

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[swamp] [rat]

1) A person who is undesirable or ugly. Usually used by teenagers to insult the opposite sex.

2)Usually people who are low lives. They don't have money.

Wow you really are getting bugged by that swamp rat John.

Yeah i know i don't like them but they keep talking to me.

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