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When you want to apologize for saying "fuck you" to someone.
Person: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU TABLE! FUCK YOU CHAIR!
-A moment later-
Person: *sobs* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to anger you, table, chair. I un-fuck you guys.
1. To undo something.
2. (Vulgar) A slang word for unclefucker.
Not to be confused with mo fo, which means motherfucker.
3. (Vulgar, offensive) A homosexual, especially either man or woman.
1. Dick: I need to un fo the disaster.
Jack: okay.
2. Person 1: You are an un fo.
Person 2: Wow, what kind of asshole would make up un fo or un-fo, or un/fo as unclefucker?!
3. ???: what’s un fo?
Person 1: you should know that it’s homosexual…
I decided I should finally make a video of my best friends ❤️
So I made this 😹
Un-National Best Friends Day
Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things
Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
You have boobs. This is to all the girls out there. ALL girls night? Well have fun! Who cares how you look! Put on some make-up (shark skin) And be yourself! smudge it up to your eyebrows and just have fun. When you hang out with your besties, they dont care about looks. Your Un-boob-lievable. They love you for you. Thats how things run.
You are so Un-boob-lievable today! :D
A French phrase my step sis got so fucking wrong, she spells it as, C'est un chatte (prounounced-shat)
Me being an intellectual: Hey Meili, C'est un chat! (i point at the cat )
Her: C'est un shat, monsieur Ryan!
Closure device for shirt, or a push switch, spoken with glottal stop added by millennials imitating rappers.
She danced so hard a butt un on her dress popped off.