Get off your high chair

Stop being such a a baby and get down to earth. You ain’t better then anyone else.

“Get off your high chair Albert!”

“You is no better then any of us”

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fold you like a lawn chair

To hit someone so hard he or she collapses like a lawn chair.

If you keep talking smack, I’ll fold you like a lawn chair.

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homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair

1. A homosexual thing which is not frog like that is sitting on a chair with mental problems

2. Very Bad

1. Al Sharpton is homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair.

2. Al Sharpton is homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair

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asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

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don't be tappin' no back of my chair

Phrase said by some crazy black bitch during highschool graduation.

*quitely waiting while sitting in the middle of a football field and waiting to officially graduate*

*the following ensues*

"Don't be tappin' no back of my chair!"

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2 plus 2 equals chair

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2

Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?

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National hit a furry with a chair day

On January 6th, it`s national hit a furry with a chair day

Kelly: Oh, its National Hit A Furry With A Chair Day!

Jeremy: Well I am going to hit a furry with a chair, wanna come?

Kelly: Sure!

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