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title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.
this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.
Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"
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Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.
Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.
John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.
Jack: Got it.
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When some dumbass (most likely on discord) gets angry over a definition on urban dictionary.
Dumbass: oh my god guys, this joke has gone to far, (shows random definition on urban dictionary that has nothing to do with the conversation).
Literally everybody Else: Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up
1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.
2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.
Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!
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When you nut so hard that u see jesus christ himslf.
ahhhhhhhhh yeaaa ima bitch fuck nigger ass skank fuckin fucker whore as right now
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A person who has no reason to believe what love is
"Yo my girl just dumped me she's a stupid bitch hoe twat dumb wench fuckin toad , bro "
An expression for when you're about to wing it. You're unprepared, you're uncertain, you don't know what the future holds... but you'll roll with whatever goes down.
Bro A: "Bro... do you think we'll regret doing 8 shots of jungle juice in 6 hours when we're taking the SAT tomorrow?"
Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"
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