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A Minecraft redstone circuit in which a simple redstone clock is used to pulsate a sticky piston. A lightning rod or end rod is affixed to the piston and a mob, usually a sheep, is collected in a boat and placed in front. As the sticky piston extends and retracts, the rod appears to anally penetrate the sheep, giving the circuit its name.
Also known as a sheep fucker, sheep machine, or sheep station.
Most people used redstone repeaters to power a sheep fricker, but I find that observers are easier to set up.
A new Species of sheep that has adjusted to live in big pour cities in the north area of Israel the phenomenon has started in “HATZOR HAGLILIT” the sheep’s has obtained a new way of living in which they move in much slower paste that any other sheep
The lian Civsat sheep is blocking the road because it’s taking them 5 minutes to move
A guy that would fuck anything.
You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
a lambskin condom for those unlucky guys who are allergic to latex
Dude, this girl wants my cock! Can I borrow a sheep cloak?
No, you loser. How about you go skin a lamb?
You put two fingers in the pink your thumb in the stink grab the her by the hair and toss her on the bed.
I walked up behind my girlfriend and sheep tossed her on the bed.
one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)
"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"