drop-shipping

Refers to da deplorable practice of not even bringing yer mailpiece to yer doorstep; da lazy-a** delivery-van driver merely leans out his window and dumps yer package at da roadside.

Ace Ventura took da concept of "drop-shipping" to a whole new level, in dat he not only repeatedly allowed da box of crockery to fall on da hard pavement, but he also forcefully bunted said unfortunate cardboard carton long distances and slammed it into walls and doors, so dat da box and its contents were totally "battered 'n' shattered" by da time it reached its "a**h**e" recipient.

School Ships

School ships is a slang for relationships in school. Many are uploaded to TikTok and it's an easy way for people to figure out who is in your school. There's examples of this on TikTok.

School Ships (aka: relationships)
name and name
name + name

Substitute Ship

A ship that "Substitutes" or is the equivalent to another ship. An example being Conrad X Sunday with Conrad being the Brother of Whitty and Sunday being the Ex of Carol and a POC.

Conrad x Sunday is a substitute ship for Whitty x Carol.

rip and ship

The illegal practice of copying a movie disk (DVD or blu-ray) and sending it back to the rental service immediately, then watching the copy later.

I don't have time to watch enough movies to make it worth it, so I rip and ship to keep the queue rolling.

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

Cocaine rocket ship

The cocaine rocket ship, when a guy is getting head, and is about to cum. He pulls out of her mouth and shoots cum directly up her nostrils.

Dude I came in that chick's nose.
Oh you gave her the cocaine rocket ship. Good for you. Chick's love those.

friend-ship

A cheesy ship for 2 people as just friends. Can be used for naming "aromantic" ships.

lapidot (Lapis and Peridot) from steven universe is the best friend-ship.