Bless you

said after someone sneezes because it is believed the sneeze is when their soul leaves their body

Lee "Ahhhchooo"
Briony "Bless you"
Lee "Thank you, now the devil can't possess my body."

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'You not low'

Often used as a way of confronting someone who is caught in the act of being sneaky.

'You not low', I see you flirting with that girl over there.

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YOU WON'T!

The act of saying the phrase "YOU WON'T!" after someone announces they're going to do something. Generally used to be funny, and/or taunt the individual.

I'm gonna beat yo ass bro.
"YOU WON'T!"

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will you snail

also known as "are you planning to shelled gastropod", its the new hit game, that hasn't come out yet, this game is perfect for lowering you'r self asteem and making you want to die becouse you said "this can't be that hard"

here you will find squid, an ai that wants you dead, and likes to make jokes about you (similar to portal's GLaDOS)
, the dev defines the process of creating the voice lines for squid: "i swear i was gonna die any second now, my lungs hurt ;-;"

discord: will you snail releases in 2020 bois
jonas: no, 2021
discord: :(

Are you Gumby?

“Are you Gumby”can be used as a simple question to ask if you are stupid or to be said after doing something wrong. “Are you Gumby” can also be used as a direct insult.

*Robert team kills you

OH MY FUCKING GOD ROBERT ARE YOU GUMBY

Robert: you scared me… so I shot

“Are you Gumby?” a great term to use anytime anywhere in a friendly or aggressive way

good for you

When saying good for you to someone, the real meaning behind your words are "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

the teacher was telling me about his unimportant weekend events, I said "good for you" because I hated him.

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Good for you

A way of saying that you don't give a shit.

Guy: I got minecraft last decade.
Steve: Good for you.

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