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Thomas Dixon

Is always mistaken for clouds.

"Now Sgt.Thomas Dixon, Just what exactly is a dixon?"
"why mam it's a ...wait..what's a dixon? I thought I was explaining a lesson on clouds..."

by Leyer :D March 23, 2009


Thomas Hall

When you're so queer/trans that society collapses around you/chaos ensues.

From the Non-Binary wiki:

"Hall was intersex, and had preferred to alternate between feminine and masculine attire from one day to the next, until being accused of the crime of having sex with both men and women. Common law required that an intersex person should live the rest of their life as either male or female, whichever their anatomy resembled most closely. In this case, the medical examination was inconclusive, so the court ruled that 'hee is a man and a woeman,' and gave the injunction that Hall must from then on wear both masculine and feminine clothing at the same time."

"Residents of Warrosquyoacke claimed that Hall's changes of dress and sexual relations with members of both sexes were causing disorder"

Person A: I heard some girl in my class started an uproar among teachers and students 'cause she kissed another girl, everyone's going nuts!

Person B: Lol Thomas Hall moment.

by chaoticgrabbyhands October 02, 2021


Thomas Orsini

Thomas orsini,
Is A Teenager Who Loves To Play Minecraft. His Dream Is To Be Famous. And He Has A Pet Cat named Lucy. Named After The Show Lucy.

Thomas Orsini: Irish Italian Polish Name.

by CoolKid_2847 December 30, 2019


Thomas Miles

Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.

Thomas Miles : Hey Regan wanna date
Regan: Fuck yeah dude
Connor: Fuck....

by DigBickEnergy June 01, 2020


Thomas Whitehead

An extremely small and privileged kid who does a very nice moan sound.

*Moan* *Moan* Im a Thomas Whitehead and I'm SMALL!

by SSovietPingu March 08, 2019


Thomas eakins

An American painter, sculptor, and photographer who lived and painted during the second half of the 19th century. Known for incredibly realistic paintings, he painted mainly in Oil on canvas.

That painting is so fucking realistic, it's got to be by Thomas Eakins!

by Mr.Rogers III May 12, 2011


Thomas Sheng

Thomas Sheng is the gayest mother fucker of them all. he always is asking for cocaine and crystal meth. after he's done with that he takes his small little asian ass to the bathroom to hit his pineapple flavored pop and mango juul pods. this kid is the tallest mother fucking asian and can kick the ball up anyones ass. he try's to make some white kid shirt with some pussy ass cunt designs.

you just got thomas shenged

by samburke69 January 17, 2020