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Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H
My girlfriend is a monkey Tuesday
tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday
if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit
john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?
a phrase said by taurtis from tokyo soul when grian mentioned them glarging. tuesday is glarging day btw
or when you wanna fuck with the homies but you dont want to be gay
sam: so how was last night? its wednesday
grian: bro tuesday was so good. its a shame me and taurtis fuck only on tuesdays
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Another saying for you’re gonna kill yourself
Hey dude, today has been a rough one. I’m about to go home and pull a Tuesday night.
Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.
It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.
Hard Tuesday, a company established on Snapchat on October 10th, 2022, and now thriving on Instagram as "@hardtuesdayofficial," epitomizes weekly jubilation through hard images of friends embracing life, creating a shared sense of camaraderie and celebration amid the workweek's demands.
This Hard Tuesday is going to go crazy!
A low-key way to call someone a cunt. Some people also say “Catch You Next Tuesday”.
C - See
U - You
N - Next
T - Tuesday
“Maria! I’ll see you next Tuesday!”