The turds that hurt really bad as you push them out. They sort of scrape and are slow moving.
Was sitting on the crapper last night battling with tough turd. I almost popped a roid.
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Residual fecal matter from improper wiping.
Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd.
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a word used to describe the female buttocks
"look at that turd-cutter"
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the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing
you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.
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when a shit pebble turns into a turd
wow, look at that shit turd in the toilet
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An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.
That guy will never amount to anything -- he's a turd burner.
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creating a commotion in an otherwise harmonious situation.
Clyde, why you always gotta be stirring the turd?
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