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tough turd

The turds that hurt really bad as you push them out. They sort of scrape and are slow moving.

Was sitting on the crapper last night battling with tough turd. I almost popped a roid.

by lickmeiamchris November 8, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd Curd

Residual fecal matter from improper wiping.

Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd.

by J to tha J November 9, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd-cutter

a word used to describe the female buttocks

"look at that turd-cutter"

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 17, 2003

40๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing

you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.

by aline November 17, 2003

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shit turd

when a shit pebble turns into a turd

wow, look at that shit turd in the toilet

by marcus boyd the 3rd October 28, 2003

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turd burner

An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.

That guy will never amount to anything -- he's a turd burner.

by Aloysius0820 January 22, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


stirring the turd

creating a commotion in an otherwise harmonious situation.

Clyde, why you always gotta be stirring the turd?

by Pinky Pinkerton April 10, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž