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Is a nice girl who is always willing to help others. Will be somewhat dumb at first but as she grows she will become smarter and actually thinks things through. Is a friend who always keep a level head and will try her best not to get angry. When she finds love she will have a hard time with ever loving someone else.
I love my girlfriend Twilight
Person 1: I love the movie series ‘Twilight’
Person 2: So you life necrophilia
Person 1: Yes
A series in which, if the love triangle is removed, it is about a girl who moves to a rainy town. It contains sparklepires, the dumbest highschool girl ever, and a werewolf that she has known since she was a kid, but instead she goes after the guy who has to excersices self-control to not suck her blood.
Most Girls: "Twilight is so awasome, like, Edward is soo Hawt so like #teamedward
Sane people:"one of the only books in which the movie is better. Not because the movie is good, but because both are so horrible that the movie is acutually slightly less horrid.
The worst thing that could ever exist.
Man your dad is just like twilight.
Some backwater fangirl's overblown schlick fantasy.
Twilight is designed to give you a lady boner. No exceptions.
BDSM term developed by #1 US/International Best-Selling Author, Breanna Hayse and is used to describe a Twilight BDSM lifestyle. The Twilighter is a masochist/submissive whose age-play dynamic emerges with the onset of edge-play/heavy sadomasochism. She/he tends to be aroused by contrasts of pain/pleasure interspersed with tenderness and nurturing. While she will often used addresses associated with the age-play dynamic (Papa, Daddy, etc), these are used to maintain her vulnerability and headspace. BDSM age-play does not involve minors not does it condone pedophilia or domestic violence/abuse.
"Many look to fall into a place of bliss during a session and become calm and quiet. A Twilighter will fight and protest like a child until she's exhausted, and then might sulk and get weepy. She's happiest when she feels pain and throws a tantrum."
(The Gentlemen's Club: Hadley)
A person who is bored,apathetic,passive,retarded,emo and retarded,sad and retarded or extremely sluggish. Most of the time, all of these combined. The twilight face syndrome can manifest temporarily or it can be permanent.
Symptoms: excessive drooling, dog looking tongue that ALWAYS sticks out of the mouth, awkwardness ( see K-Stew)
Edward: I love you...
Bella: I love you to...
P: O.M.G look at her twilight face!