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(verb and a noun) - what happens when The Sims modders and custom content game creators are more talented than EA's employees.
This content is so awesome it must be a Twisted Mexi
A sexual act done while performing fellatio, as the receiver nears climax the giving partner will simultaneously pull anal beads from the receivers anus, gently bite the shaft just below the tip of the penis, and twist one of the receivers nipples, when done correctly the person receiving the Pull bite twist (abbreviated PBT) will have a much more intense orgasm. This is due to the massage of the prostate in conjunction with the thrilling pain of a nipple twist and cockbite mid orgasm.
male#1 Dude that old guy is a freak!
male#2 Yeah he told my girlfriend to do the Pull Bite Twist!
male#1 so how did it go?
male#2 I came buckets...
a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional
secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...
this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
When a redneck gets absolutely plastered off twisted teas.
You see that dude over there, he’s all twisted tweety
A beer keg usually holding anywhere from 5-12 gallons purely twisted tea
There will be a twisted keg a Michaels open crib function.
Refers to where you and another male friend are "group-spooning" with a nice gal on the beach or in bed, and she has her "lower" arm/hand (i.e., the one from the shoulder that she's lying on) extended out in front of her and the dude whom she's spooning is contentedly clasping this hand. So of course you therefore wish to hold her "upper" hand, but the prob is that this would ordinarily oblige one of you to rotate your wrist an entire half-turn to position your hand palm-upwards, which would likely cause a somewhat-painful wrenching of your wrist. So instead, you both twist your wrists just a quarter of a turn so that your palms are facing each other, and then interlace your fingers.
My buddy and I were having a nice long group-spoon with Tiffany as a reward for our assisting her around the house for a few hours, and I ended up spooning her from behind. Well, naturally, I wanted to hold her hand, but it would have been too painful for either of us to turn our hand upwards --- especially after the strenuous housework-exertion that we had all just been through --- so we performed a wrist-twist compromise and thus were able to happily clasp hands all the same.