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scrotal sack with sparse, fuzzy hair on it.
Damn that uncle lester needs to be shaved!
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An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.
Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.
Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.
Ted: Have you met Uncle Fingers working in accounts?
Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.
Ted: Serious?!
Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...
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when youre bangin out a hooker all nasty and your buddy is in the closet listening.
scott pulled the uncle puss while he was at my house.
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An uncle who intercede and acts as a father figure to fatherless, abandoned, or at-risk children by devoting time and talents.
When a dad isn't there to answer the call you can always depend on your Uncle Paul!
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in other words, Fuck You.
usually people says..FU instaed of using full sentence.
Jonathan : Our office is really quiet. what is wrong?
Maybe Kimberly is on vacation?
Wendy: FU from Kimberly~~!!
Jonathan: What does it mean 'FU' ?
Does it means 'Fuck You'?
HR~!!!!
Wendy: Don't be serious man~~~it means 'Fred's Uncle'
I have no idea... what are you talking about?
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Has your dog ever begged for more food? The definition for Uncle Charlie is when your pet eats himself fat or until his belly gets big and round.
" Man your dog is fat!"
" yeah, he kept begging for more food so he Uncle Charlied himself."
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(n) A double uncle is man who is someone's mother's brother and also that person's father's brother. In other words, a double uncle is an uncle on both sides of the family. For a double uncle to exist, a child must be a product of incest between two siblings, and the parents must share a brother.
Tyrion Lannister from A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones is probably the most well known double uncle. His double nephews don't appreciate him like a double uncle should be appreciated.
Person A: Dude, Tyrion is freaking awesome. He's probably my favourite character at the moment.
Person B: Yeah, it's a shame he's that Joffrey faggot's double uncle.
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Person A: My double uncle said he'd get us all ice creams!
Person B: Double uncles are the greatest!
Double Uncle: Now get back in my van, kids. And don't scream.
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