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At the end of sex when the man is ready to finish, he stands behind the girls' head and rests his penis on the top and busts the load forward. The penis is the unicorn horn. GET IT!?
"Yeah Jamal, I was with Shanicequa yesterday. We decided to get it on you know, and I finished with the unicorn. She got pretty pissed because I fucked up the upholstery on her new love seat. The Unicorn Finish was pretty fun though. know what I'm sayin'?"
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She is the most beautiful girl on this planet, Because she is a unicorn.
She has no horn, but she makes up for it by having sparkly brown eyes.
She loves Emo boys, but Is currently single, but it's just because no boy is good enough for her.
Phwooaar, Look Over there, Theres Saskirawr Unicorn, I'd bang that bitch, but I'm not good enough for her.
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1. The mixture of Red Bull, Amp. Monster, Rosckstar.. Etc. all in one magical drink
2. if added SPECIAL to the beginning thus getting (Special Unicorn Piss) you add alcohol to this magical prostate tickler and get f**ked up :)
1. a. Yo is that Iced tea?
b. Nope this is Unicorn Piss!
2. a. I'm really in the mood to get messed up.
b. Here, i have some Special Unicorn Piss.
a. Thanks!
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A magical pony that has wings and a horn. And is filled with pure magic and candy, but is only in a Utopia.
Ariel: i wish i had a Majestic Unicorn.
Cassandra: There is no such thing.
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Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.
P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
That instant you break through a barrier that was holding you back, achieving an unprecedented level of personal awesomeness. Popularized by Ice Breakers.
Mack: I finished the 5-pound sandwich challenge at Cecil’s Diner.
Quinn: Total Unicorn Moment. Proud of you.
“I passed all my exams and just mastered winged eyeliner! #UnicornMoment”
Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.
We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄