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Any guy that specifically targets the legally ambiguous Virgin, do to some please he finds in pull a Cherry Poptart.
1. I saw Mike with that young looking blond we saw last night. That dude is such a Virgin Surgeon.
2. Mike pulled a Portugese Sausage Fiesta while doing a Cherry Poptart after she gave him a Rusty Trumbone, what a Virgin Surgeon!
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a virgin eater is a women typically in her mid twentys that is normally on the chubby side pushing whale like proportions that fails to aquire males their age for sexuall pleasure. instead of trying to date males of there size and intelligence level they go after socially awkward high school boys that still have their v card. after sexual intercouse the boys dissapear and are never found again and the girls continnualy get bigger and bigger
hence the word "virgin eater"
dude have you seen kyle lately............no bro last i herd he was gonna go hang out with lorrie.....................dude isnt she like 22 and a whale.....ya homie a typicall virgin eater
kyle went missing the next day
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Someone who has never heard of a certain topic, word, song, etc.
Kelly: So i heard Laura was sandwiched last night by two guys she just picked up.
Jenny: Shh- not so loud. Sarah has virgin ears!
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when you willingly let someone else cut you for the first time
"i lost my emo virginity and i liked it so much later on me and my boyfriend had emo sex"
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The result of an extended period of time spent not kissing or making out causing your throat to dry and force a cough.
Dude 1: You havn't gotten very far with her in a while...
Dude 2: *COUGH* I *COUGH* know...
Dude 1: Yups, you've got a virgin cough
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Refers to a person, usually female, who will engage in sexual acts other than vaginal penetration of a penis. Vaginal penetration of a penis is "sex" and therefore evil--so to maintain "virginity", Roman Catholic Virgins will engage in manual, oral, anal, or anything else that isn't vaginal. Personally, I think it's a sign of serious hypocrisy.
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been one week since my last confession."
"Have you committed sins of the flesh?"
"No, I'm still a virgin."
***This penitent is lying: Manual, Oral, and Anal Sex are all SEX. It's right there in the titles!***
"I went out with this chick from St. Thomas Aquinas last night."
"Any action?"
"Hell yeah--she's Catholic so she took it up the ass! I fucking love Catholic virgins!"
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A By Consent Virgin, is someone who has never had sex on their own will, meaning their virginity has been taken away by rape, but they still classify themselves as a virgin by consent. They have also never had sex before with consent which the term Virgin comes from.
Girl 1: I’m so sorry for what happened to you.
Girl 2: it’s ok, I’m still a *by consent virgin*