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Watching Amy Schumer out of your own will to get something you want.
"Hey, want to try the watching avengers at the theatre with a girl challenge?"
"WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE"
The best way to fuck with people, especially those who don’t know who what it means
“Hey dude she’s not watching your jet rn” “yea man why is she not watching her jet”
Her “wtf does that mean”
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A movie that has plenty of eye-candy to see, therefore worth watching without sound just to look at the good-looking people.
"Who's in that new movie coming out this weekend?"
"Ryan Reynold's, and the previews show him shirtless!"
"That's a movie you could watch muted!"
National Watch Good Time Day is celebrated on August 11, in celebration of the Safdie Brothers' masterpiece's release on that same day back in 2017.
"Hey, it's August 11. You know what that means? It's National Watch Good Time Day! Time to watch Good Time!"
Smoking marijuana, or being high on marijuana
joe shmo: Hey man what should we do this weekend
moe shmo: i got my lighter and bowl with me so we should defiantly watch some harry potter
joe shmo: hellz yea dude! we gonna get ripped!
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The way guys convince girls to come over to get fucked. It makes it sound as if the guy wants to hang out instead of have sex. If you do watch a movie, you usually end up not finishing the whole thing.
Kris-Do you want to watch a movie? My place is good.
Sarah-Sure! What movie?
Kris- It doesn't matter, it's not like we'll finish it anyway.
Sarah-Wait, why?
Kris-You'll see.
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Who needs to watch a whole movie nowadays? The first ten minutes give you enough of the story, while the last thirty minutes contain most of the movie's action.
It's the 10/30 method.
I must give credit to Javier for this one.
I watched District 9 using the 10/30 movie watching method. Great movie.
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