P90 of the Whale

The most powerful weapon in the Stargate World's game.

My P90 of the Whale easily mows through any target.

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Whale Of An Omelette

Any omelette, homemade or ordered in a restaurant, that consists of at least 7 eggs (or egg whites). In addition, there must be some other ingredient that adds to the gargantuan nature of the omelette, such as turkey, or a mix of cheeses, mushrooms, onions, tomato, etc. One should be able to finish this meal in one sitting, barring a pussy eating it. The omelette is best complemented by either a fruit cup or a vegetable medley.

Joshua always orders a Whale Of An Omelette when he attends various diners because he thoroughly enjoys both the leanness and satisfaction that the omelette provides.

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Whale-Chomp

The act of accidentally squeezing the testicles very roughly between closed, bent legs.

origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.

Carlos whale-chomped himself.

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Blue whale

A sex pose in which, you stab your eract penis into your female's nostril, keeping it there untill her face turns blue, then you pull it out and watch the flow of liquid from the nostril, just like a whale.

blue whale :

I 'blue-whaled' your mother last night. and she enjoyed it.

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Whale Hunting

The act of Hunting Down "whales" at parties and social gatherings. singling out, and taking down unwanted whales in social settings. Most effective when making eye contact.

Whale Hunting
"this party is pretty awesome bro"
"yeah it is! (fatties walk in)
"shit, we've got a whale pod in here"
" MAN THE HARPOONS!!"
"take em down, BOOM BOOM BOOM"
"HARPOONED!"
(girls leave unhappily)
"Nice whale hunting bro)

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sand whale

A large person who seems to go to the beach more often then necessary.

Wow, look at that Sand Whale over there, I hop I don't become it's din din plawks.

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Sperm Whale

A promiscuous, obese woman.

Jeremy bagged himself a Sperm Whale last night at Jared's party.

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