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Haha now we know y he had soo much time to practice his swing when he was a kid!!!
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a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean
man my morning wood was so big i choped that wood till i photosynthisied all over my bed
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Also known as Kill Woods, Kill Hoods, the Hood.
A large neighbourhood in South Edmonton, Alberta. The sketchiest neighbourhood in Western Canada.
Children learn quickly not to go out even 2 minutes past dark. Turn a corner and bam-you're stuck in a gang fight or drug deal.
A ravine stretches across most of the area, where most of the sketchy stuff happens. 1 murder or rape happens there per week.
The International Immigration pot of Alberta. Once a week your house will be smelling like Curry, Friedrice, or Butter Chicken, (or pretty much any indian or chinese food) . Your clothes will never get the smell out of them.
"Hey kid could you go out and walk the dog?"
"Dad, it's 8 o'clock in Mill Woods, there's no way im going out there"
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annoying wanna b skateboarders, usually around 11 to 13 having very distinct squeeky voices and townie like attitudes. these children infest an congest local skateparks making it impossible for people who actual try and take part in extreme sports to practise. given the name wood pushers because they only push their wood (skateboards) around.
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morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!
Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!
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The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight
Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later
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Slang for a modern, sexy dude with edgy nerd appeal.
or Female erection.
"Ohhhh is that Elijah Wood? No girl it's just some random dude in a Fred Perry and/or Flanagan's barber ad."
"I think looking at that guy just gave me Elijah Wood."
"Your Elijah Wood is starting to show. You must think he's super hot."
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