The thing that blows girl's skirts right up.
"Woah dude look at the wind on the girls skirt!"
Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.
God fucking damnit it there's 25 mph wind gusts again today.
More commonly refered to as sluth or Hoe. It's women who sleep with everyone, anytime, everywhere.
WOW i dint think i was going to get laid tonight but then i saw Wind.
Wind is the worse thing imaginable. When it’s October and you put out your decorations for Halloween and the wind has to be a dick and then everything blows away which is a pain in the ass
Person 1 “Hey it’s going to be very windy today”
Person 2 “ Oh crap I just put out my Halloween decorations!!!”
Person 1 “ Really you did, because I can’t see them”
An Oklahoma wind sniffer is when the female farts into the males face causing him to poop his pants and ejaculate at the same times
(Example 1) yo bro I was given a Oklahoma wind sniffer last night
(Example 2) hey dude has a chick ever given you a Oklahoma wind sniffer
Reap the wild wind
A finger points to show a scene. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Another face where mine had been. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Another footstep where I once walked. (Take my hand)
Take it all.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
A footprint haunts an empty floor. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
A fading coat that I once wore. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Oh, desolation where I once lived.
I have seen in times gone by.
I have felt a different shadow on the wall,
A stranglehold on a certain feeling.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.