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When you stay up to late having a great time and have to go into work looking like a zombie but with a huge silly smile on your face.
Jaden said to Angie, "wow you must of had a great time lastnight! You have a zombie grin this morning!"
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Practise for a potential real apocalypse, either through real life role play e.g: paint ball, or through games such as Black ops.
Person 1: "whatcha doing?"
Person 2: "zombie amocalypse" *playing play station*
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A person who cannot think for themselves and relies totally on facebook for their interactions with the real world. To them nothing is significant if it's not on facebook, and not posting an event on FB means they have every right to ignore it.
I.E. birthdays, breakups, graduations, engagements etc...
Chris: I'd like to thank everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes yesterday. Wait, never mind no one remembered and you are all jerkfaces.
Everyone: What do you expect, you didn't post it.
Chris: Well you've known me for so many years...guess I'm old fashioned.
Everyone: OMG yeah, duh.
Chris: FB Zombies!
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zombie infection: a breakout of a virus (infection) causing the dead to come to life and hunt the living and causing ultimate extinction of human race, eventually without control all life on earth.
zombie infection
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'Red zombie' is a group of noncompliance to society in Korea that breaks down constitutional value and democracy through illegal and violent protests following North Korea ideology.
To break through dissatisfaction of realities, ‘Red Zombie’ blindly follows North Korea’s propaganda such as military-first policy, which Kim Jong il (often referred to as “Dear Leader” by red zombie) insists that North Korea can be a “country strong in ideology and economy” only when its military is strong.
Therefore, the origin of a red(Symbol of Communism) came from they are followers of North Korea and Communism. And Zombie is named because they usually crawled out on the street at every night in 2008 and trampled the law system of korea with illegal and violent protest.
Red zombie attempted to overthrow the current government on the pretext that U.S.-Korea Free Trade Agreement would cause Mad Cow disease infected beef to be imported to South Korea in 2008.
It has turned out to be a complete fabrication, which ‘Red Zombie' intentionally cooked up for instigating Korean people to disturb the government.
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When one takes a stinky dump in a public place (work,restaurant, etc.) and realizes that there isn't any air freshener. The person then procedes to lather up their hands with soap and walk around the bathroom waving their hands and generally milling about like a zombie so that the scent of the soap covers up the smell of the dump.
Guy 1 -"Hey, I just took the nastiest dump in there"
Guy 2 -"Did you atleast spray?"
Guy 1 -"No they ran out, but don't worry. I zombie walked it so it should be okay".
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When you're on something like cocaine or roxycodone and you're dick gets real hard but you can never cum.
Me: "Hey Dr. Dangus you rascal, listen to this. So I was doing some roxys last night and fucked this girl for like an hour, it took forever for me to cum, I had 'zombie dick' like crazy. Is that normal?"
Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?
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