a slang phrase that is often used to mean 'woke up early', the reasoning being that if you shat the bed you would get out of it asap.
-'shat the bed'?
-'nah couldnt sleep'
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Slang term for one's male homosexual lover.
Is it true that Mike and Steve are bed buddies?
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A great reproductive strategy if you're a retard with a fat cock and your case worker is will to schedule women for a shift to come fuck you. Works great. I've seen it.
Hym "I'm not internally using your pseudonym to characterize an entire manor of behavior ok. So maybe cool it a little bit. Yeah?"
Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"
Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."
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Dude, your such a fuckin' bed turner
who the fuck wets there bed at the age 35
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Female ejaculation.. Girls who can squirt...
That girl can squirt cup loads! Her was bed juice all over..
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Eating cereal exactly 3 hours after Dinner.
In some places it is thought of as a cousin of the more popular "brunch"
Anybody want bed lunch? I'm headed to the kitchen.
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