When your boyfriend Jason is sucking your dick and starts humming the words to a Toby Kieth song.
My boy Jason was sucking my cock When all of a sudden he started humming the words to Red Solo Cup. Fucking traitor!.
Now I know what’s it’s like to get a Dirty Jason!
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One of Owen Sound's more welcoming and friendly establishments. Attached to it is the "darkside". Literally just another room that is slightly dingier and does not serve Molson Crystal or 50. Also called "The Pube" by many regular patrons.
Guy 1- What are we gonna go tonight?
Guy 2- Go to the pube! Or as people from outta town call it, Jason's Pub!
As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free
I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law
and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket
A kawasaki Jason can be defined as being on your atv while jerking yourself off via reach around.
A Kawasaki Jason can be defined as Caught my homie Jason in the woods on his quad performing a Kawasiki Jason.
Jason and Alex are meant for each other, they are perfect soulmates! You will never see two people more in love than Jason and Alex, they are both sensitive and caring and love each other more than anything. While they both can be a little childish sometimes they will be together forever. They tell each other they love them multiple times and day and mean it every.single.time. They are obsessed with each other.
person 1: "OMG is that Jason and Alex?? They are so cute together."
person 2: "I know right? They are made for each other."
Jason fredricks is the name given to the most horny nut busting Man on earth usually he comes out the closest around 10th grade
1. “Ben” Yo you heard Jason came out yesterday
2. “Man also named Jason most times the better one” nigga what you jus say
1. Not you stupid Jason fredricks
2. Damn fr that nigga kinda sus
A rat. A snitch. Has a tic tac dick and t-rex arms.
Person 1: "Where can I find someone with a small dick and that's a cop?"
Person 2: "Just call up Jason M"
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