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Cute mask syndrome

when a person looks cute with their mask on, but when they take it off and they’re not cute and you think “OH FUCK PUT IT BACK ON”

Guy 1-“bro that girl is super cute
Guy 2-“ nah bro she got cute mask syndrome

by Pineapole February 4, 2021

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iranian gas mask

you need a large scrotum to do this
you place your balls in the victims eyes
and then fart into their mouth

tell us what you know or well iranian gas mask you

by wowthatsbad August 24, 2009

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gorilla mask stranger

a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.

guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.

guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night

by frog-man-thing September 25, 2009

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zombie mask of terror

Getting A Blow Job and then pulling out before you Cum so that in get's in his/her eyes so they roll on the floor looking like a Zombie

Gena is such a hoe i gave her the Zombie Mask Of Terror

by dddffff May 9, 2006

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fag mask

A persons face that makes another individual think about two male penis's engaging in the act of homosexuality.

"is that guy under suspicion? nope, he's just got his fag mask on."

by snarpyking May 9, 2008

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Paraplegic penile mask

The unique act of recieving an adequate, pleasurable sucking feeling around the shaft of one's unit. However, the catch is one must be voluntarily in and or confined to a wheelchair while using an oxygen mask.

Baby tooth heishman recieved his underage, and then proceeded to reveive a paraplegic penile mask from the 64 year old woman in the holding cell.

by The Closet Scoundrel May 5, 2010

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tijuana face mask

A dumb broad doing a donkey or horse show.....lets the animal ejacutlate in her mouth, the load of cum being so extreme, she cant take it all down, and it explodes all over her face, creating a mask!

That dumb bitch Kristy got the biggest tijuana face mask i have ever seen!

by nubvr6t April 28, 2007

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