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The rapper "Lil Pump" was asked "If a car is going 70 miles per hour, how many hours does it take to drive 70 miles?" The rapper then responded with "70 NIGGA!"
"Yo what did you get on your English exam?"
"70 NIGGA"
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Big Nigga stops asteroid by placing asteroid in between his ass cheeks
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A term that originated from DTW ( down the way Cleveland ) start by dtw females an some males . On the niggas /on da-dead niggas means putting something on a dtw male who has died . On da-died niggas is that right way to pronounce it ( usually said By dtw females , )
I swear to god on the dead niggas I ain’t fw that hoe
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Nigga who wears hood and does voodoo
Mace Windu, mysterious nigga
Nigga B was born in Pittsburgh. The public kept a safe distance from this dangerous coon, as he recorded his first mixtape, "Niggaz B Hatin'," which was promptly followed by the much-anticipated release of "Hatin' B Niggaz." The fame that followed Nigga B after these chart-topping successes spun Nigga B into a downward, meth-induced spiral. Nigga B went on a killing spree that lasted roughly 4 years, where he would seduce little niglet coons into his house, touch them, spit in their buttholes, and then burn them alive in his "Rape Dungeon." His actions inspired his next full-length, two-track album "Real Niggaz B Hood Niggaz."
Nigga B then looked to expand his horizons by instigating a one-man mass genocide against his own race. In an interview, Nigga B remarked, "You see all these nigger-coons? Tie 'em up, and pull! She's dead. No use for that nigger." After killing every nigger in town, he went back to the studio and recorded another masterpiece, "Hood Niggaz B Real Niggaz." After setting fire to several orphanages in Africa, Nigga B went on tour. His live performances are best known for the corny-ass rhymes and incest.
The next chapter of Nigga B's life remains unwritten. What will our talented, nigger-hating friend do next? Prophets have already foreseen many more reincarnations, murders, and violent ejaculations in his future. Let's all hope that when Nigga B cums next, it won't be down our throats, as I'm sure none of us want his toxic, purple cum in our bodies.
"Are you goin to Nigga B's candle-lit concert tonight behind the dumpster at the baseball fields? I hear he's passing out chicken sandwiches and he's not even gonna sing!"
"Ha ha ha Nigga B isn't real, you guys always try to get me with that shit."
"Shut the fuck up yeah he is."
"No he's not, you guys are stupid."
*spontaneously combusts*
the one who eats all of the leftovers after you come home from restraunt after claiming to be full minutes before, seconds later after you get home hit fat ass sprints to the door, rams through it and some how makes a fucking 7 foot wide hole in the wall, moments later he makes it in kitchen and inhales all of the fucking food like a vacuum.
damn look at that fat nigga go
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