A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.
Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.
When attempting to have sex with a limp penis
Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting
When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.
Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"
N) meaning having a tit or fits that are saggy like a noodle
Ex; Rachel has a nice pair of noodle titties.
Ex; Rachel has a noodle titty.
Look at Rachel's noodle titties.
A kind of Chinese food which contains white noodles made from fine rice and various natrual ingredients, such as mushrooms, bean sprouts and chili sauce. They may vary according to region.
Because of its diversity in ingredients, it can also be used to describe anything that has a lot of different kinds of things in a small area, such as a meme sharing website.
Weird? Sports? Internet? Cartoons? Vine is such a bowl of Yunnan noodles!
A girl that hoes around but hasn’t had sex
Jill is a pure noodle.
Noodles means nudes , also meaning to send every month on the third like rent
Hey Bae I'm bored and can't do anything in quarantine, can you send noodles