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Playing for the Yankees

When you stick your dick inside of her and you immediately go soft.

Guy #1:I heard Jeff couldn't keep it up. Sandy told me he went soft right as he got in
Guy #2: I knew he was playing for the Yankees. I knew it

by Cupidsarcher July 02, 2014


play the banjo with

To play the banjo with someone; to try to make friends with someone who isn't going to be friends or who keeps dodgy company, typically rough, bigoted or violent. From the banjo duet in John Boorman's "Deliverance".

Although they had been making funny noises at me across the square, I just had to play the banjo with those guys. I regretted it within the week.

by Fearman August 06, 2007


playing spiderman

How a male would masterbate in a shower or stall too small to lay down in, usually in rehab when battling ones own sex addiction.

Dude: Why isn't Joe Robes coming out of his room?
Me: he's defiantly playing spiderman again, dude says he's a sex addict, what a smooth cat

by geeterdawghead December 21, 2014


Playing-it-hard

When a guy gets a boner during an activity requiring physical contact. The person that they are aroused by can be male or female depending on the guys sexual preference.

Jeff: Hey Daniel! Do you want to play Rugby with me and Jessie?
Daniel: No thanks. I like Jessie and might end up Playing-it-Hard
Jeff: I understand!

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 11, 2013


Playing Destiny

A phrase commonly used when someone is planning to or is currently watching hentai.

Person 1: “ayo bro I’m bouta start Playing Destiny!”

Person 2: “Yo same here! Wanna play together?”

by SirBiggum292 May 21, 2021


Troll Playing

The act of logging into an online role-playing environment with the express intention of annoying role playing geeks and possibly making them cry.

Robero the Valiant: Good day villager, perhaps you could direct us to the nearest Ale House?

Villager NPC: Sure, go right down this path...

Gandarb: I kill the villager, scalp him, and hand the bloody scalp to Robero.

Robero the Valiant: (out of character) Wat r u doing!?!1

Gandarb: What, that's what my character would do!

Robero the Valiant: (out of character) You're Troll Playing!

by Scanford February 13, 2011


plant play

Plant Play is serious and NOT a joke. It’s an alternative to pet play but you act is if your apart of the environment as a leafy green substance. Seedsent is VERY much necessary 😡 don’t mess w saplings 💀💀it’s gross. Taking down and dirty to a new level w plant play 🥵🥵

Daddy Spruce: lemme squeeze your branch, your my birch 😩😩 let’s take this plant play to a new level 😱😱

Baby Birch: have i been a bad seedling?? rub your spruce against my moss 😋

by plantplayer64 March 24, 2022