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a pretty hipster individual, who usually denies the fact that he is in fact, hipster.
"there goes adam, wearing clothes his grandfather wore, while denying it"
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my favorite person in the whole fucking world. he can always make me smile without even trying. i would spend every second with him if i could. i ask myself why we're all here very often, and i still cant figure it out. but with him in my life i don't really need to know. like maybe i don't have a purpose to be here but i have a reason why i want to now. i finally really want to live, bc i can live with him. i've loved before and cared for people but i don't think i've ever felt this connected to anyone, it feels so right with him and i would never ever wanna let him go. he's so special and sweet. i wouldn't trade him for anything. he's my everything and my whole world. his smile is the cutest goddamn thing ever and seeing him happy makes me feel better. he's caring and forgiving and i can really tell that he cares for me, which is hard for me to realize. if soulmate bullshit is real then he's mine, i've never felt more ok and happy and fucking stable then i have since i've been in love with him. he's grateful and kind and honest, and he rubs happiness off onto everyone he meets. he's my world and i love him to pieces. i don't deserve someone so special. he's a part of me now and i wanna stay with him forever. <3333333
"adam's really hot and sexy"
"adam's fucking amazing<3"
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Christian: God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Jew: What?
Muslim: Just smile and nod.
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The lump at the front of the neck, in men and some women, that is caused by the angle of the thyroid cartilage surrounding the larynx.
Webster's 1913 dictionary states that the term "… is so called from a notion that it was caused by the forbidden fruit, (an apple) sticking in the throat of our first parent."
"I can see your adam's apple. Sometimes I wonder who thought of calling it an "adam's apple". They must have felt really cool though when everyone started calling it that."
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Police code for the area of Southside San Jose, which has the highest drug rate in the city.
Officer: "All units to Adam One, Seven Trees. Crime in progress."
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A character who has a multiple-personality disorder named Amanda.....*shudder* and is on the show Criminal Minds. Played by the SEXY-BEAST!!!, Jackson Rathbone....hehe
The guy Adam Jackson looks creepy as hell when he changes into Amanda, wearing drag.
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