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when you cum inside a girls vagina, then insert your fist and open and close your fingers
i need to get some wet naps because i just gave that girl an alaskan snow angel
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A turd wrapped in clingfilm and then frozen, to be used as a penetrative sex toy on the ladies, alone or with company. Hard and cold on the way in, mushes and melts to size after a bit.
'ey Janet, just off to drop a kid at the pool, fancy an Alaskan snow pipe later?
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After a prolonged session of anal sex, the head of the penis is caked with feces. Upon withdrawal the recipient is presented with the penis as the caked-on-poo separates away like petals from a brown flower.
After taking Sally to a mexican restaurant for all you can eat bean burritos and margaritas, and an all night anal session while she was passed out, I capped the evening by presenting her a nice Alaskan brown flower.
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The act of one man stretching a bitch's ass so far and then inserting 100% grade f cheese down her hole and then fucking her in the ass till she pukes then eats the puke and the cheese till she dies.
"Damn nigga that bitch frontin"
"Lets introduce that bitch to the alaskan cheese-shitter"
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sexual act of woman giving a blowjob and before man cums punches woman in nose then cums so the blood cum mix on the womans chin
while evan was gettin a bj from caitlin the bitch tried to quit halfway so he alaskan fire dragoned her
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When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉
I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO
The act of two partners performing sexual intercourse while dancing on male participants grandfather's grave.
List of requirements: Participants must consist of one male and one female. Woman must use female condom, and man must use male condom. Both condoms must be rainbow colored, inside out, and broken, for maximum experience. five little children must be watching from a safe distance of ten meters.
Hey jony, lets perform an alaskan grave dance tonight.