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You put ice in someones asshole and wait till it melts and you squirt the water from the ice in someones else's mouth.
Last night my boyfriend gave me an ice age anus!!
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Symptoms after taking a large dump that inlcude difficulty in walking, running, and most other physical activities due to burning sensation of the rectum.
sorry boss can't come into work today i got un-relaxed anus syndrome just took a huge dump and the rectum is still twitching.
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The sensation one feels after having been sodomised roughly by a pineapple wielding football team.
I got so drunk last night, I can't remember a thing, but ouch My anus hurts!
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A way of saying the phrase, "Hate us cause they ain't us" with a little more elegance.
Webster: "Boy I'll tell ya Garth, them jocks are always ragging on us for our programming skills."
Garth: "Hate us cause they anus!"
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An expression used to describe an excruciatingly hot situation, either as in temperature or sexually.
Wow, beads of sweat are dripping from my brow. It's hotter than the devil's anus in here.
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When you are having sex and right before the climax, pull out a jar of brown recluse spiders and proceed to shove them up the partner's anus while blasting the song Nigga Nigga by Gangster Rap. This can only be done by masters.
Guy- OH JEEZ I'M ALMOST THERE
Girl- YES. OH YES! *proceeds to grab the jar of spiders and stuff them up his rectum*
Guy- WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
Stereo- NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! WHY YOU EAT SO MUCH CHICKEN?!
Girl- A RAP NIGGER ANUS SPIDER!
Guy- *facepalm* OOOHHH OKAY!
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Red Anus Licking Toads are extremly dangerous,they can lick your entire ass of with there sand paper like tounge or they can just give you a bad case of hemeroids.
Red Anus Licking Toads have been known to lick their way though crowds of animals or people and shoot a kind of vemon through their tonsils directley at the victims ass and create a nasty case hemroids,pimples and sometimes anul warts.
There has been gossip about a young man who owned a Red Anus Lciking Toad but has been reported dead.
oh no Red Anus Licking Toads has just givin me a pimple
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