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A syndrome a child suffers due to parents using the child to manipulate and / or arm twist the other parent into adhering to certain obvious manipulative requests. Requests such as inflated child support which is not actually used to support the child in it's entirety, last minute schedule change for self-serving purposes, rules limiting the possibility of a new significant other to add family value and balance to sed child's life. Situations include and are not limited to "claiming" to have a significant other who takes highly unusual interest in a step fatherly / step motherly roll - with the ultimate goal of creating jealousy and envy where the father / mother will respond with a desire to cock block / muff block the new predator.
Doug: you're not taking our daughter to Daniele's house for dinner. Our daughter can wait to eat until I pick her up @ 8. I don't want our daughter thinking he's her father by being a guest at his house for dinner. If you go against my wishes I will keep you from seeing your daughter and I will go over there and whoop his ass right in front of our daughter. (Arm twist and cock block)
Linda: fine asshole! Then you can't take our daughter around Janice. She'll hurt our daughter anyway by leaving you. (Reverse arm twist / muff block)
*Both happy with outcome; however, child has arm twist syndrome
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When you prove your self to be bad ass.
Oh damn... Jimmy Just killed a man with his fist and the man had a gun.
Jimmy is quite the badass he won the Turkish Arm-Wrestle
When a ginger man shoves his entire arm up another man’s rectum in an attempt to steal his soul. As we all know gingers do not have souls
Matt thought he was going to have a nice quiet night, unfortunately Aaron tried to perform a one armed ginger.
A west coast hip-hop group originally founded by Xzibit. The members are Xzibit, Phil Da Agony, Krondon, and Mitchy Slick. But xzibit left the group when the other 3 signed a deal with Talib Kweli's Blacksmith Records without his consent.
Strong Arm Steady is ill. Klack for the ganstas that be bangin it in the city.
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Having perfectly normal arms that are cute and that you should love
I love my Hilary Duff arms
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When you no longer want to engage in a phone conversation and you need to hang up
Keri: “Omg…You would not believe my day at work!”
Jeremy: “My Arm hurts.”
An Irish comedy trio with some of the best jokes on YouTube.
Foil, the blond leader.
Arms, the stocky lad with perfect comedic timing.
Hog, brown haired loveable scrap who is also Anne Flanagans stunt double
“I’m going up to Dublin for the weekend to see Foil Arms and Hog live!”
“Nice, I saw them in New York last summer”