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a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass
I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.
An affectionate, less medical sounding term for one’s colostomy bag, even though it’s connected elsewhere.
Yup, I got an ass baggy and it’s all mine!
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noun: the biggest portions of the anatomy, enables weight to be taken off the feet while sitting on a mans face.
That girl over there has such a gabbys ass.
a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.
Jimmy is such an ass tarantula
A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.
Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!
Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.
Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!
1) Forgetting something extremely important
2) Screwing up
3) Messing up
Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..
Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,
After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.