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Someone who is such an asshole to you all the time. This person is usually froggy in the morning especially after getting his nipples touched by a below average mechanic and operator. This person will retaliate by punching you in the gut or rearranging your toolbox for almost no reason. This person will completely shun you and ignore you if you try to ask to help them on their project. This person responds very negativity to being asked if they are learning anything or if they remember how something goes back together. This person will team up with the boss to get you to do extra chores for example clean the break room. This person will harass you for being weak when you cant break a "REALLY" tight bolt. This person will never give you a peaceful day even if you are not "feeling good" that day. Overall this person is just A BIG ASSHOLE
Nate slams a door in Scotts face because he A BIG ASSHOLE
When hiking and your more fit friends wait for you to catch up but starts again not giving you time to rest
I try not to asshole break my friends
Pray for rain because it is nastier than a witch's asshole outside.
The positive stimulus derived from provoking the anus with fingers or tongue.
Woman: Want me to suck your dick?
Man: I'd rather you go a bit further down and lick me asshole.
Woman: Oh, you fancy some of the good ol' asshole fun is it?
When you eat too much spicy food and take a shit..... When your asshole hurts.
I had a huge fucking burrito with a ton of chile. Tonight I will have an angry asshole.
Someone who possibly is more than just living.
A genuine asshole is always serious. Especially when they are.
When you meet someone you don't really care for and don't want to talk to you can implement the asshole policy by immediately portraying yourself as an asshole. The desired effect is that the other person will leave you alone.
When you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the asshole policy by coming off as an asshole before they have a chance to be an assohole first.
You: "I was at the bar last nite and this fat drunk chick started hitting on me, I had to tell her that the dress she was weraring makes her look fat to get her to leave me alone."
Friend: "Oh so you implemented the asshole policy?"
You: "Yes I certainly did!"
Example 2
Loser sitting next to you: "Hey man, watch this I'll bet I can get that hot bartender into bed tonight."
You: "Dude you couldn't get laid in a monkey whore-house if you had a sack full of bannanas." (You just put the asshole policy into effect)