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The most extreme awkwardness you can get between you and another girl. This usually happens after a rumor about you or her is spread or lost of contact for an extended period of time. Most of the time, one or both likes the other or it's a mutual crush creating even more deathness of the ABOD.
"There was a big (ABOD) Awkward Bubble Of Death around me and Ali for a long time since the rumor. It took weeks to break it."
If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.
Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims
Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
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when your friends yell random things about you across the school to someone you had a thing for a long time ago
aman: hey kelle we brought your boyfriend
patrick: rofl
kyle: well that was a load of cross campus awkwardness
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when you get a semi or a full on boner at the wrong time
AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-
Theme: A Couple sat on a bench
Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in
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that hot girl on the side of the urban dictionary page who is wearing the socialy awkward t shirts that we all want to fuck.
hey want to Make awkward sexual advances not war
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Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.
George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!
Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.
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It is the epitome of a text conversation that leads to no productive result at all. Very short and point less. It might seem like the person texting you wants to chat with you, but in reality it just leaves you with an awkward silence.
Person A: Hey, what's up? You called.
Person B: Yeah. Nothing, just wanted to see how you were doing.
Person A: I'm fine thank you! How are you?
Person B: I'm fine.
END OF Awkward How are you? text CONVERSATION
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