bacon beacon

that one poor guy in your school who all the fat and ugly chicks get crushes on, and is too nice of a guy to say no to a date with any of them

Jack: poor dave man. hes going on a date with kelly tonite.
Jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon

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Bacon Face

Ones face who may have been subject to major rashes.

Luke Mace has a Bacon Face, that was a ryme it happens all the time, eggi with an "i" not with a "y"

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Cave Bacon

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

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Shaking The Bacon

Commonly called "Shakin' The Bacon" Slang term for "Having sex"

"Timo and Katie got caught shaking the bacon"
"What are you doin? Shaking The Bacon?"
"Their Shaking The Bacon"

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bacon diamond

Vagina

n. pl. va·gi·nas or va·gi·nae
(-n)
Anatomy
The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
A similar part in some invertebrates.
Botany A sheathlike structure, such as the leaf of a grass that surrounds a stem.

"Look at the size of that bacon diamond"

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bacon attack

When you sneak up behind a person (works best when done to girls) with them not knowing you're there and screaming "bacon!!!!" really loud.(you'll know if it worked if the person jumps!)

Scream bacon!!! (don't say attack) can't give an example....yet.........bacon attack

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taken bacon

mature with companionship

your a single pringle im taken bacon with the wifey

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