Based God

When someone is so based that they are considered by some to be a god-like being. Lil' B perfected this act of being based, dubbing him as the REAL Based God. When others try to imitate, he shits on them. He also acquires maximum swag and can fuck all of your bitches.

Money Bags: "Hey yo Shawty! My girl Keesha! You seen that nigga Lil' B?"
Keesha: "You mean Based God? Oh yeah we just got done..."
Money Bags: "Don't tell me...HE FUCKED ALL MY BITCHES!!!"

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2nd base

Butt Hole. Not anal, just butt hole.

Josh: Bro I got to 2nd base last night.

Cullen: Nice! Felt her tits?

Josh: Nope. Butt hole.

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3rd Base

Medicine: When a medical student performs a female genitourinary pelvic exam.

I can't go to the show tonight because I am learning how to give a female genitourinary pelvic exam from 6-10pm, but at least I'll round 3rd base.

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6th base

Sex with an orifice other than the Oral or Anal sphincter, such as the nostril, or ear canal especially.

Yo I totally filled her ear when I hit 6th base

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home base

The fourth and final base in baseball (rounders in England). Getting to home base without stopping or being caught out is called a home run.

He needed to pee so bad, he ran so fast, reached home base, and ran straight to the bathroom.

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thirteenth base

taking a persons urine in your mouth, then shooting it up their anal or vaginal hole.

Thirteenth base is hot

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128th base

128th base is where youu die during sex with at LEAST 12 people.

"Dude, youu hear what happened to Kenny?"
"Nahh man what happened ?"
"He got 128th based last night man.."
"God rest his lucky-bastardish soul..."

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