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A place just 30 mins from a beautiful town named Gympie. Tin Can Bay has failed to appear on the map because of it's embarrassment to the human race. Usually contains scrubbers, slags and donkey fuckers. The houses are free from white ants because they would consider themselves a disgrace if they eat stale horse shit. Expect to find to find that you keys are stolen and you have lost your baby when you go to Tin Can.
Gympie Kid: Are you from Tin Can Bay
Tin Can Kid: Do I look like a faggot to you
Gympie Kid: Yes
Tin Can Kid: Well then I'm from Tin Can then aren't I
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I sexual maneuver that involves putting a cheese stick into a woman's vagina and then eating it. Loosely inspired by the sexual escapades of a former president and his cigars.
Guy one : "What are you going as for Halloween?"
Guy two : "Green Bay Packer"
Guy one : "Green Bay Pack her? I hardly even know her"
Guy two : "You are a dick"
Guy one : "Ha ha ha ha"
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The sex act in which the Green Bay 'resident' inflates a plastic bag over their body and proceeds to be urinated on by any number of partners playing 'mother nature.' The effect is the warm feeling that Midwesterners get by being in a greenhouse during a gentle summer shower.
Wow Steve, we're gonna need a mop to clean up this Green Bay Greenhouse before your wife gets home.
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Better known by thier longtime moniker "The Green Bay Fudge Packers" and The "Ben Gay Fudge Packers", this group of bunghole busters focuses on offnding football fans mostly by existing, but also add to thier own humiliation by sullying the names of superb athletes {see former USM standout Brett Favre a man who secretly desires an orange and midnight blue outfit}. As a seciondary outlet this assembled bunch of cornhole cowboys attempts to play football with horribly miserable results.
Synonyms: The Dallas Galboys, The New Dork Yankers
That Senator Larry Craig sure did a good political impression of the Green Bay Packers.
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An NFL team belonging to fat, drunken, cut throat, overly obnoxious and highly jealous fans who pride themselves on the false assumption they're better than the Chicago Bears and their fans. The Chicago Bears lead the all time series between the Packers/Bears 90-79 (The Bears have never trailed to the Packers). The Chicago Bears lead the NFL in all time wins as well - most people will say it's due to their length of time in the NFL, however most are ignorant of the fact that there are several teams who've been around just as long, yet fail to accomplish the same goal (The Green Bay assholes for one).
Notable mention is the 60 year starting QB for the Green Bay Packers Brett Favre, better known by his nickname as John Elway's bitch. His long standing definition is the ultimate drug addicted Barry Bonds of the NFL who would sooner drag his team down in pursuit of his own stats than let them have a chance to win. Fans are under the false assumption that he plays for them and will continue to believe he will not drop them like a bad habit once he finishes his conquest of records (which quarterback Peyton Manning will bust open in half the time).
George Halas OWNS Lombardi.
John Elway OWNS Brett Favre.
CHICAGO BEARS OWN GREEN BAY PACKERS.
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When hammering your chick from behind and she requests a facial. Right before you blow your load you jump up abruptly hitting your head in the fan blades. Knocking you off balance and spraying your load everywhere but her face..
I brought a girl home and was hammering her from behind on the bed when I stood to blow my load I created a Hampton Bay Spray
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