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A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.
It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance
A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.
"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"
"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"
When you sit on a wet bicycle seat and your pants get wet, rendering them completely uncomfortable.
Damn, that guy totally has bike butt!
A douchebag on a bike that thinks they own the road. Namely everyone who lives in Portland.
That bike-ist thinks they own the road.
A semi annual bike forward event beginning with a community ride and followed by a prom style party, These events usually raise funds and raffle things off
I’m going to bike prom soon it’s gonna be lit
It’s when you egg and spray liquid fart on someone’s bike
I’m going to bike gross this idiot who owes me 50 bucks
Dude I bike grossed this nerd last night