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When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed
I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.
Tightly wrapped blankets around a person
I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!
A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.
Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.
Vietnamese women are known, far and wide for their sexual prowess.
In the Vietnamese Blanket Trick, a man and a woman are wrapped in a blanket whilst engaging in sex. The woman is then able to bring the man to orgasm simply through the use of her vaginal muscles.
You ain't had sex if you've never experienced the Vietnamese Blanket Trick.
A food that consists of small sausages wrapped in bacon. It is eaten in Britain lots.
Guy 1: dude what did you have for breakfast today?
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!
When you place a freshly cooked slice of bacon on your Penis and your partner eats your Penis like a Pigs in blanket, a classic in the traditional english roast dinner.
Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home
i’m really craving some pigs in blankets